Cynthia: Why do none of these actresses want to look pretty? Everyone seems to want to look aggressively sexy. It reminds me of my high school reunion where so many of my classmates showed up looking like strippers.
Marcy (innocently): Maybe they were?
Cynthia: I don't like dresses that look like neoprene.
I don't like shiny slutty ruching.
I don't like column sheaths that make the actress look like a walking wall with arms.
And I don't like boob alerts. Sideways with a poke of ribs or toppling pillowy pudding pops.
Marcy: And I thought I was a meanie. What about this one? It's one of my favorites.
|Michelle Dockery in Oscar de la Renta at the 2014 Golden Globes|
Cynthia: Love! This is an Oscar de la Renta gown worn by a Downton Abbey fave, Michelle Dockery. She is so beautiful and soft and elegant in it. So pretty.
Marcy: And this one!
|Zooey Deschanel in Oscar de la Renta at the 2014 Golden Globes|
Cynthia: Love it! That's another gorgeous Oscar de la Renta, Marcy. Worn by Zooey Deschanel. Looks like we've got a theme going on here.
Marcy (proudly): But do you know the Marciest dress of all? This one.
|Laura Carmichael in Viktor & Rolf at the 2014 Golden Globes|
Cynthia: So fab. And so very Marcy inspired. That's Laura Carmichael in Viktor & Rolf. Another Downton Abbey fave. Love our Downton girls.
Marcy (suddenly panicking): No one is going to agree with our picks, Cindy. My style icon status will be ripped from my claws. What if I get booted from the fashion world? What if Anna Wintour says I am a faux paw? I mean, you already are. But what about me?
Cynthia: Who cares. Stand up for your opinion. You're a cat. Remember?
Marcy and Cynthia tilt their heads sideways to ponder this thought for a moment.
Marcy: I can't believe it. You're actually right.
Then they simultaneously shrug their shoulders and throw up their arms.
Marcy and Cynthia: Who cares! Three cheers for Pretty!